Arrested Development Quotes
Do me and the world a favor and submit your favorite Arrested Development Quotes. It will keep Arrested Development Movie hopes alive. Just put your quotes in the comments. Here are a few of mine.
“Who the F**K stole my hard boiled eggs” - Tobias
“I have pop pop in the attic” George-Michael
“Check out banner Michael” -GOB
Looking forward to a few of yours!
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January 23rd, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Oh I forgot one
“I’ve made a huge mistake”
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Buster, holding Franklin over his nub:
“I dont want no part of your tight ass country club, ya freak bitch!”
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Alias is a show about a spy…
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Who’s riding that big hog in the rear-view mirror.
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Hello brother
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:39 pm
Michael to Job (re: boat): “We’ve got to get rid of that C-word.”
Lucille: “I’ll leave when I’m good and ready.”
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:41 pm
“It’s not easy being white. It’s not easy to be brown. All the pressure to be bright. I’ve got kids all over town.” (Gob and Franklin). (I spelled Gob wrote in the last post; I’m posting for my husband who knows the whole series by heart.)
January 23rd, 2009 at 3:52 pm
“I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it”. - Lucille.
Though the entire episode with Gob on the boat with the terminally ill cats is one, long, immensely funny quote.
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Tobias: I just blue myself
Michael: You’re Mr. Manager
George-Michael: I’m Mr. Manager!
M: No we just say manager.
GM: But you just said-
M: Doesn’t matter who.
George: I’m having a love affair with an ice cream sandwich
Guard: NO TOUCHING!
GOB: Tricks are something a whore does for money… (turns to kids) or cocaine..
MR. F!
Tobias (Mrs. Featherbottom): Who wants a banger in the mouth?
Steve Holt: STEVE HOLT!
George: Pop pop horny michael..
::Michael just told Maebe that she’s going to work at the banana stand::
Michael (@George-Michael): I want you to stay on top of her. Ride her hard.
Michael: Has anyone in this family ever seen a chicken?
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:10 pm
“Because he’s your brother, and you run around with everyone else, going on bike rides, making cornholes. Everyone’s laughing and riding and cornholing except Buster.” - Lucille
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Gooka Gooka Gooka
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Hey possible nephew!
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:45 pm
GOB Bluth: [in the bathroom] Yeah, like I’m going to take a whiz through this $5000 suit. Come on!
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:47 pm
“I’m afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, and now I have somewhat of a mess on my hands.”
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Tobias: EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME… Excuse me
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Q: Do you like ham/magic?
A: No…I love it.
Michael: “He’s thinking about bees again”
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Tobias: I wouldn’t mind kissing that man between the cheeks.
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Tobias: “Tobias, you blow hard!”
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Buster: “Hey Hermano.”
Buster: “Hey Uncle, Father.”
GOB: “Yeah, I make up my own patter. Just ring it up with the dong tea.”
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Tobias: Doooouuuuuccccheeeee Chilllllllllll
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Everybody: Her?
George: Pop pop gets a treat?
Tobias: Let the great experiment begin!
Kitty: Say goodbye to these, Michael!
Buster: Army had a half-day.
Michael: I don’t have a problem with that.
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:55 pm
“Beeees?” — GOB.
“Did you get a corn dog with all the cruci-fixin’s?” — Michael (or George Michael?) at the Church-State sponsored fair.
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Tobais: Lindsay, say something to scare me.
Lindsay: F**k me!
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Buster: “Who would want to R her?”
Tobias: “Oh, that’s right, the Bob Loblaw Law Blog. You, sir, are a mouthful!”
George Michael: “What a fun, sexy time for you.”
Oscar: “I’M OSCAR! DOT COM!”
January 23rd, 2009 at 4:59 pm
there’s always money in the banana stand
January 23rd, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Gob (to Annyong): “Will somebody tell this insufferable child to….God!”
January 23rd, 2009 at 5:02 pm
“There is always money in the banana stand.”
“Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?”
“Way to plant, Ann!”
And it’s not a spoken quote, actually, but: “George Bush doesn’t like black puppets.”
January 23rd, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Michael: So then, he’s more popular than George Michael?
Maeby: Well, that’s like comparing apples and some fruit nobody’s ever heard of.
January 23rd, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Tobias: Do these hide my thunder?
January 23rd, 2009 at 6:39 pm
George Sr.: You tell my brother you don’t wear a dead man’s pants!
George Michael: Yeah…I’m probally not going to tell him that.
George, Sr.: I’m paying thousands of dollars in Krugerrands.
Lindsay: What?
George, Sr.: Gold Krugerrands. Your mother snuck them in here, stuffed them in energy bar wrappers to keep me from getting strangled in the shower –or worse.
Lindsay: Stabbed?
George, Sr.: In a way.
Michael: You think I’m comfortable asking you to do this? I mean, he needs you, Mom.
Lucille: Did he say that? Did he say that he misses me? Does he need his wife’s embrace?
[flashback to] George, Sr.: Daddy horny, Michael.
Michael: He said some wonderful things.
January 23rd, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Gob.: Wai…what? One of this guy’s eyebrows just fell into the bowl of candy beans.
Sitwell: Oh, I’m sorry. I brought a spare.
Gob: Well I hope you brought a spare bowl of candy beans!!
January 23rd, 2009 at 8:22 pm
Tobias: You’re forgetting, Lindsay, that as a psychiatrist, I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first “analrapist”.
Lindsay: Yeah, and you were almost arrested for those business cards.
January 24th, 2009 at 5:01 am
I’m so glad I didn’t cry.
January 24th, 2009 at 11:17 am
And that’s why you always leave a note. - J. Walter Weatherman
January 24th, 2009 at 11:27 am
She’s not “that Mexican”, Mom. She’s *my* Mexican. And she’s Colombian or something. -GOB
January 24th, 2009 at 8:00 pm
George Michael: She loves Saddam Hussein.
Michael: I’m sure she doesn’t love Saddam. I’m sure she is interested in him as a subject, you know.
George Michael: Right. That’s what I meant.
And the name Bob Lobla is especially genius
January 25th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Tobias: I’m afraid I shot my wad on what was supposed to be a bit of a dry run, and now I have a mess on my hands.
January 26th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Oh, good. Have sex with this girl right now. Do it, go. Get in there. Have some sex with her right now. I didn’t think so.
January 26th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
It’s as Ann as the nose on plain’s face.
January 26th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Her?
January 26th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Gob: “But check your lease, man. Because you’re living in F*ck City!”
January 26th, 2009 at 10:37 pm
“FOR BRITISH EYES ONLY!”
January 27th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
“my gut is saying no, but then again my gut is very hungry.”
February 3rd, 2009 at 9:40 pm
“why have the best when you can have the rest?”
-Gob(to lindsay)
February 20th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
George Michael: I have Pop Pop in the attic
Michael: Well, the fact that you call it that tells me you’re not ready.
March 18th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
This is the way things should be, get off what we are on now
May 8th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
If I can’t find a horny immigrant by then, I don’t deserve to stay here
May 8th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
George Sr: “I ought to shave your head and make you sit under that camera all night mister”
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George Sr: ” I’ll do anything to get out of this f*$&%#$ apartment.”
Lucille: “You’ll do anything to get OUT of f*%&$*^ IN this apartment.”
June 2nd, 2009 at 12:50 am
“Oh I forgot you were such a marriage expert, seeing as your wife is dead.”
July 31st, 2009 at 3:58 pm
“That’s when she mistook the red eye alcohol warning for a winking-eye alcohol suggestion.”
September 6th, 2009 at 12:32 am
GOB: Still! Where did the lighter fluid come from ?!?
Annyong: Annyong!
September 6th, 2009 at 12:42 am
Tobias: Hey…who wants to go to the hospital?
Tobias:It’s an honest mistake…also, I think your knee is on my heart.
October 6th, 2009 at 7:26 pm
Lucille 2 when falling over: “I’m okay! We’re okay! Someone will be along in a moment!”
Gob: Hey, guy. They tell me you’re the actor who plays Marta’s brother, Tio.
Spanish actor: Como?
Gob: Oh, you’re gonna be in a coma, all right.
Michael: Are you serious?
Wayne Jarvis: Almost always. I was once voted the worst audience participant Cirque Du Soleil ever had.
October 15th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
After Tobias, dressed as Mrs. Featherbottom and singing a mary poppins tune from the railing overlooking the living room, jumps down with an umbrella but falls clumsily and destroys the coffee table he stumbles to his feet, turns to maybe and george micheal and in an extreamly high pitch voice says, “We shant tell you mother about this”
Season 2: Meet the Veals
October 15th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
Lucille: How is Buster
Doctor: He’s all right
Lucille: Oh thank god
Doctor: You’re taking this pretty well
Micheal: I thought you said he was alright
Doctor: Yes, a seal bit off his left hand… now he’s all right
October 18th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
George Michael: I’d be happy to let you play Adam.
Tobias: Give me the suit
George Michael: I’m actually wearing it right now, but i cant tell you why.
Tobias: Your wearing it right now?
George Michael: I have to wear it all the time, you wouldn’t understand.
Tobias: Oh please I’ll never understand; I’ll never understand that you can never be nude.
Tobias: (Takes off his robe to show his cut-offs)
Tobias: I understand more than you’ll never know.
October 18th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Gob: This kids popular(Steve Holt), looks like a chick i did once in high school.
October 18th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
Gob: Ever had a hungry dove down your pants. Thats how Tony Wonder lost his left nut.
(Gob and Michael Hugging)
Gob: If you feel something down there it’s just the dove.
(In background the dove walks across the counter)
October 18th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
Lindsay: Tobias i don’t think this relationship is going to work
Tobias: What are you talking about, we’ve had some great times
(footage not found)
October 27th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
I was trained by Army.
November 1st, 2009 at 5:31 pm
GM: It’s sort of a good thing Ann is away for Spring Break, all these guys would be coming on to her. (rough quote)
Maeby: Yeah, you really dodged a bullet there
Buster (while in bed with the cleaning robot): What do you expect mother? I’m half machine. I’M A MONSTER!!!!!!!
Buster: *Beep* *Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* Ya old horny Slut!!
November 7th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Way to plant, Ann!
November 7th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Reading through these comments has…yep. Yep. I’m pulling out the DVD’s.
November 8th, 2009 at 2:01 pm
White Power Bill
November 15th, 2009 at 1:15 am
Lucille: “They don’t allow you to bring bees here.”
November 28th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Michael: “That’s me, Chareth Cutestory. Maritime law. Lawyers of the sea.”
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January 5th, 2010 at 8:28 pm
gob: now it’s time to seal the deal.
wife of gob: OH GOD! MY SEAL DEAL!
January 5th, 2010 at 8:32 pm
gob: now it’s time to seal the deal.
wife of gob: OH GOD! MY SEAL DEAL!
tobias: i just have to break down the salad bar and set up the leather pony.
michael: what’s a leather pony?
tobias: i’m not sure, we don’t have that at lunch.
michael: gangy had a little accident
g. michael: does that mean she has to come live with us?
michael: not that kind of… and even then.